Which villain would you be

A kingdom to rule. My ship. My trusty sidekick. Pumpkin pie. Cherries jubilee. Apple tart. You're Ursula! Take this quiz again! You're Captain Hook! You're Evil Queen! You're Mother Gothel! You're Hades! You're Gaston! You're Dr. You're Yzma! If I'd been loved, we wouldn't be having this conversation. I need adulation, but I don't really care if it's real or not. Yes, but nobody knows that I do.

Of course. That's the point. Yes, but I step out of my body to do it. No, but I take pleasure in how everyone knows it was really me but can't do a thing about it. I thought my immediate family, but ultimately in some ways I screwed them hardest. My spouse. No, including my family and myself. My daughter.

Happy to screw over my wives though. Trust is necessary to the endeavor. If people don't like it, too bad for them. I didn't get the chance.

I constantly engage in a cult of personality. You need supporters in this business. To make a huge pile of money and never get found out.

To live like a reverse Robin Hood and laugh at all the people who call you mean. To get away with murder. Global domination, natch. The gullibility of decent folk.

The spinelessness of society. The fact that humans are but flesh, after all. The capriciousness of the people. Rich enough that you get investigated. You can never be too rich. Once you've gotten your inheritance, that's enough. Any amount is fine as long as you can find safe places to keep it. You can buy power.

Money and power grow together. Temporary power, to get permanent money. Get enough and you can take all the money. My ability to look a friend in the eye and lie.

My financial success. The fact that I stood up for myself albeit in a "nontraditional" way. My willingness to drag the entire world along with me, kicking and screaming. I'm good with numbers. I tell it like it is. I'm proactive. I am a patriot. My heirs. Oh, I'm totally in this for myself. My sister. A dog. Sideshow Bob. Pol Pot. Joseph Stalin. Osama Bin Laden. Elizabeth Bathory. Iron Man. Captain America. Spending time with friends. Bossing people around. Watching television.

Catching up on the latest gossip. With a literal bang. I don't expect to go out anytime soon. Tortured and slowly. With old age and at peace. Nothing comes to mind. If I died. My kids asked me to stop. I finally accomplished my goal. It's ok, I guess. I'd prefer not to say. We haven't spoken in a while. It's great. I don't remember. Normal I guess. A celebrity. My parents.